The Kingdom of Womble 2627 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.081 billion Womble 2627ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 2627ian economy, worth 433 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,694 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,396 per year while the poor average 2,989, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2627's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 2627 is ranked 229,475^th in the world and 3,855^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.